I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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