i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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