The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
