I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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