You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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