i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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