How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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