have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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