is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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