He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Im part way to drunk.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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