My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm having to shit out rocks
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