we have officially lost it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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