THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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