Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
the gays at disneyland are vicious
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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