Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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