I need help removing her.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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