If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Randomize
