please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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