i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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