As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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