He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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