So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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