Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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