I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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