Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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