Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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