I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
