playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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