How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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