i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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