I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
