I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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