My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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