They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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