Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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