did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
