I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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