Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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