...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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