I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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