Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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