in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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