How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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