Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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