**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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