at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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