she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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