I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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