Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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