hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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