Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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