I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
