There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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