So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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