Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
